SANTA
CLAUS is coming tonight!
Least thats what Mummy said,
But, go to bed and do whats right,
Or hell go somewhere else instead!
But
how ll he get in? I replied,
As Daddy locked the door,
He pointed to the chimney wide,
But I wasnt very sure.
The
fire was crackling in the grate,
In front, the washing aired,
Unless he left it very late,
Santa would singe his beard.
Despite
my many protests,
And all my questions too,
To bed I went, took of my vest,
For jim-jams that were new.
I
lay there quietly, as a mouse,
Listening to every noise,
Perhaps hed gone to another house,
To see other girls and boys.
Suddenly,
I heard a sound;
The stairs began to creak,
Then in came Santa, big and round,
I froze afraid to speak.
My
pillowcase he began to fill,
At the bottom of my bed,
I just lay there, quiet and still,
Sheets pulled up to my head.
With
a Ho, ho, hum he went out my door,
At my presents I dared a look,
Soon, a train was running across my floor,
With some sweeties, and a book.
As
Santa left me in the Land of Nod,
One thought nearly drove me mad,
He wore a pair of slippers how odd,
Which were just the same as my Dads!